I always drink two cups of coffee a day: One in the morning to get me up, and one at night to bring me back down.
March 9
Other months are crazy, too
March Madness is alright, but did you know that there are major sports tourneys each month, and that each has its own nickname based on a fragile mental state?
January Jankiness: NCAA Women’s Volleyball Championships.
February Frenzy: WNBA Championships
April Angst: NCAA Men’s Water Polo
May Mania: NAACP U.S. Tennis World Open
June Jealousy: World National Swimming Competition Open Olympics
July [...]
