March 13

U.S. Out In Iraq

 
 

THIS JUST IN: Gays are too “immoral” to kill people in Iraq.
THE BIG PICTURE: Democrats vow to out all troops in Iraq by 2008.

March 13

Crime Beat: Snacks Under Fire

“Move along, nothing to snack on here.”
 
Driving home from an important assignment last night (think environment-friendly strip mining), my colleague Danny and I stopped by the neighborhood Trader Joe’s to pick up a brace of their famous miniature dehydrated mango Thai pizza crunch wraps. BIG mistake. Turns out [...]