March 19

NIGHT CAP: My front door

11:28 pm

This is the front door of the house I live in. Can you guess which sign I made?
Hint: I am straight and lazy.

March 19

HOW TO: End the War

All these protests this weekend got me thinking about how to end the war. It took almost all of Sunday, but I finally figured it out. Remember last weekend when the Pentagon’s top general, Peter Pace, said he thinks gays are “immoral”? Well, all we need to do is convince Pace [...]