March 29

NIGHT CAP: Construction

10:37 pm

“zzzzzzzz….”
I’m trying to go to bed right now, but some guy is doing construction on our street using a circular saw and a hammer. Why did he wait until 10:30 pm to begin construction work? Did this guy seriously say to himself, “I really need to build this chicken coop, [...]

March 29

THE LEHRMAN AFFAIHR: Anagram Lincoln

MONARCH NAIL LAB
ANCHOR ANAL LIMB
CABANA HORN MILL
AN HARMONIC BALL
ABRAHAM LAMECOLN
ABRASHIT FUCKCOLN
THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS WAS OVERWRITTEN
LOOKED BETTER WITHOUT A BEARD
GLAD HE GOT SHOT