March 30

THIS JUST IN: Lincoln Lives!

The Dayton Daily News completely misses the real story
THIS JUST IN: With that asshole Lew Lehrman of the Lincoln Institute getting on my case, Abraham Lincoln has been on my mind lately. But the last thing I ever expected was hard proof that our 16th president is still alive! I know that [...]

March 30

COFFEE THOUGHT: Energy Coffee

FINALLY!
 
Have you guys seen this new coffee infused with ENERGY from 7-eleven? I’m pretty excited. I’ve always liked the taste of coffee, but I never could get over the fact that it gave you absolutely no energy.