You ever have to send a sympathy card? Kind of a pain. Flowers seems to be the most popular choice, but I don’t get it. You’re sending a picture of a flower? Why send a picture of things that are just as easy to send themselves? If I want to send flowers, I will send some fucking flowers. Maybe they should make a sympathy cards with a picture of a sympathy card on it for the people who want to convey their sympathy via a sympathy card-like experience, but don’t want to make the commitment to actually send a sympathy card itself. So, I do not want to send a flower card. But while trying to pick out just the right card, I never can stop thinking of the wrong ones and imagining what would happen if I actually sent them. Here are a few:
FRONT:
INSIDE: Bummer about your grandpa, man. Next Duff’s on me!
FRONT:
INSIDE: Think of your grandfather’s death as a mountain. Get over it.
FRONT:
INSIDE: Sorry about your Grandpa. Hope the funeral was wild!
FRONT:
INSIDE: …for killing your grandfather.
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May 6 at 8:19 pm
[...] 6th, 2007 A while back, I blogged about the annoying tradition of sympathy cards. Here’s another one to use when you’re [...]
January 4 at 9:38 pm
aceste imagini sunt cam anapoda cu subiectul paginii….D’OH
January 4 at 9:39 pm
or….:))it’s kind of joke?
))
no
i’m sry
u are blondes:)))))
lool